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May 19
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Why I am an old person, by my Brother.

  • zkeating: hi
  • saphyshiny: Hey!
  • zkeating: haha, Hi ^_~
  • zkeating: oh, shelby is proud about something
  • saphyshiny: Oh?
  • zkeating: indeed.
  • zkeating: she has one muscle stronger than me.
  • saphyshiny: ?
  • zkeating: her tongue. we were tongue wrestling... and she won't let it go >.<
  • saphyshiny: I don't even know what that is.
  • zkeating: kissing. haven't you ever frenched kissed?
  • saphyshiny: Tongue wrestling doesn't make sense though
  • zkeating: haha, we would try to overpower each other's tongue. it was intense.... she won >.<
  • saphyshiny: I don't think I get it. But i guess kudos to her? heh
  • zkeating: haha
  • zkeating: dork
  • zkeating: you have NEVER tongue wrestled?
  • saphyshiny: Nuh uh.
  • saphyshiny: I cant even understand it
  • zkeating: O.o its just... like... arm wrestling.. with tongues...
  • saphyshiny: WTF.
  • zkeating: hahaha
  • saphyshiny: I just can't even fucking imagine that.
  • saphyshiny: Seriously.
  • saphyshiny: Like..
  • saphyshiny: ... Do you pin the other person's tongue down?
  • zkeating: noooo
  • saphyshiny: That's what you do in arm wrestling!
  • saphyshiny: You said it was JUST LIKE arm wrestlin'.
  • zkeating: bad comparison
  • zkeating: ^_^'
  • zkeating: lets see
  • zkeating: its like
  • zkeating: uhm
  • zkeating: lets see
  • zkeating: you've frenched, right?
  • saphyshiny: Man, I am 24.
  • zkeating: (i feel slightly backwards, trying to explain tongue wrestling to my sister... whos 24)
  • saphyshiny: Yes. I've frenched :P
  • zkeating: ever done it PASSIONATELY?
  • saphyshiny: Zack, I love you.
  • saphyshiny: But if I were there I'd beat you.
  • saphyshiny: Yes. I've kissed passionately, silly ;)
  • zkeating: so, like, was the other person's tongue kind pressing hard against yours?
  • saphyshiny: Can we take this away from being a like.. personal experience thing and make it a more general explanation? I don't want to talk about passionate kissing with my little brother. :P
  • zkeating: haha
  • zkeating: well, i'll try, i just suck at explaining things im relatively new to
  • zkeating: you basically want to over power the other persons tongue
  • saphyshiny: So you're like pushing tongues against each other?
  • saphyshiny: This sounds sort of gross ;)
  • zkeating: pretty much, and you decide the winner when they get their tongue all the way in your mouth
  • saphyshiny: Wow.
  • saphyshiny: ... Wow.
  • zkeating: hahaha, don't hurt yourself ^_~
  • saphyshiny: I think I am going to pass.
  • zkeating: lol, its more of a teen thing than an old person thing
  • saphyshiny: OMG.
  • saphyshiny: I'm going to call Sean and have him beat you for me. :P