I am a vampire
and I am looking in the city
But the pretty girls don’t look at me
Don’t look at me
Cause I don’t have my fangs
But I have lost my fangs
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth again
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth again
So I get bored and I shout
So I eat pop corn and I put on weight
And I sing but my voice is breaking
And I want to play the guitar
But my guitar is out of tune
— Antsy Pants - Vampire lyrics