July 2008
6 posts
“And it’s dangerous work
Trying to get to you too
And I think if I...”
– Fiona Apple, Red Red Red
(Who might as well have been reading my mind for the past 3-4 weeks)
For my sanity's sake.
Dear Internet,
I am writing to you to announce that I am done dating for a while. I am taking a dating hiatus. I’ve come to realize that during all those dates, I sort of wished I was at home with my boyfriend. Ironic? Yes. Definitely. Maybe it was the people I was dating. Maybe it was the institution of dating, period. Whatever it was, I wasn’t happy. Every person I met, I seemed to...
Clue 1 that it's time to slow down. :P
zkeating: lol
zkeating: I set up a date with michelle for when i get back to indy.
zkeating: Go zach.
saphyshiny: Woot
saphyshiny: You're a player
zkeating: Of course :P i get it from my ever-dating sister.
saphyshiny: haha
Sometimes Spam eMail is Beautiful
Quote:
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore.
Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain
My blog, my blog my blog my blog.
Shane: :(
Shane: ff13 for 360 :)
Shane: batman tomorrow
Shane: me singing bossstones with you
me: Aw. You know all the things that make me feel better.
In the Spirit of CunningMinx's User Manual Theory...
I’ve been listening to a lot of podcasts lately. One of my favorite podcasts is PolyWeekly, hosted by CunningMinx. In one of her more recent episodes (#157) she muses over the idea of people making a “User Manual” for themselves. This user manual would help people who are interested in or involved in romantic relationships with you become more knowledgeable on your quirks, moods,...
June 2008
16 posts
Aziz Ansari hired for 'Office' Spinoff →
How awesome is THAT.
humangiant:
Producers are mum on Ansari’s role, but he’ll be part of a larger ensemble that executive producers Greg Daniels and Michael Schur are putting together.
“We met him pretty early on and thought he was very funny,” Daniels said. “We loved his work in ‘Human Giant,’ which I’m a huge fan of, as is Mike, and we have a good character for him.”
Twitter Suffers Minor Period Of Uptime Overnight →
I am so angry with Twitter for making me twitter-dependant, then sucking all the time.
Courting via the interwebs.
So, she thinks she’s a snob. And she might be, but I don’t think so.
She’s in the middle of a lot of change. And when things happen in her life, they happen quickly.
She likes to dance and dance. And if it’s to ghetto music, she’ll require about three drinks first.
She’s assertive and adventurous. And if you promise to keep a secret, she’ll tell you...
It's the little things in life that make me happy.
zkeating: about to have MOM'S COOKING
saphyshiny:
zkeating: tortalini soup or something
saphyshiny: Psht.. I am the tortellini soup master
zkeating: haha
zkeating: sean says that too
saphyshiny: Aw.
saphyshiny: Testify, sean!
saphyshiny: Testify!
zkeating: haha
“Hello! Today I am going to get a slushie and I am going to fill it with alcohol....”
– Joey - A Softer World
Homemade cookies! Twink’s mom is the best.
Time to paint! Cameron’s room is going to be awesome.
Thai on the beach!
Lovely breakfast with Twink’s family. Best french toast ever.
Amazing show!
All my ripped music hates me
http://twitpic.com/1phz - Multimedia message
I feel a good show coming on.
Wishing i had conversational spanish skills
May 2008
29 posts
Driving to Santa Maria and figuring out how to get a hold of the Stillers.
Wanting is a funny thing.
Oranges and raw fish do not mix.
Date night. Going to take Twink to dinner and movie.
Wishing I had a kiwi tonight. :(
Listening to Pagoda and crushing on Michael Pitt. (As always..)
http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/ Zack and Miri teaser at midnight tonight. Sweeet.
“Shane: are you putting explosives into the luggage and hamper??”
– Gmail - Chat with Shane Patterson
Speeding quickly through the nights
Friday, May 23rd - Day: Finally cleared up my 6 month court fiasco. Misdemeanor lessened to an infracture.. and I get a 250 dollar fine. much ado about a fucking registration ticket. Night: Celebrated at the San Pablo Casino with the cutest, twinkiest boy around. Lost. Was happy anyways. Saturday, May 24th - Morning: Got Cameron and the twink in the car and headed to Santa Maria for an excellent...
Why I am an old person, by my Brother.
zkeating: hi
saphyshiny: Hey!
zkeating: haha, Hi ^_~
zkeating: oh, shelby is proud about something
saphyshiny: Oh?
zkeating: indeed.
zkeating: she has one muscle stronger than me.
saphyshiny: ?
zkeating: her tongue. we were tongue wrestling... and she won't let it go >.<
saphyshiny: I don't even know what that is.
zkeating: kissing. haven't you ever frenched kissed?
saphyshiny: Tongue wrestling doesn't make sense though
zkeating: haha, we would try to overpower each other's tongue. it was intense.... she won >.<
saphyshiny: I don't think I get it. But i guess kudos to her? heh
zkeating: haha
zkeating: dork
zkeating: you have NEVER tongue wrestled?
saphyshiny: Nuh uh.
saphyshiny: I cant even understand it
zkeating: O.o its just... like... arm wrestling.. with tongues...
saphyshiny: WTF.
zkeating: hahaha
saphyshiny: I just can't even fucking imagine that.
saphyshiny: Seriously.
saphyshiny: Like..
saphyshiny: ... Do you pin the other person's tongue down?
zkeating: noooo
saphyshiny: That's what you do in arm wrestling!
saphyshiny: You said it was JUST LIKE arm wrestlin'.
zkeating: bad comparison
zkeating: ^_^'
zkeating: lets see
zkeating: its like
zkeating: uhm
zkeating: lets see
zkeating: you've frenched, right?
saphyshiny: Man, I am 24.
zkeating: (i feel slightly backwards, trying to explain tongue wrestling to my sister... whos 24)
saphyshiny: Yes. I've frenched :P
zkeating: ever done it PASSIONATELY?
saphyshiny: Zack, I love you.
saphyshiny: But if I were there I'd beat you.
saphyshiny: Yes. I've kissed passionately, silly ;)
zkeating: so, like, was the other person's tongue kind pressing hard against yours?
saphyshiny: Can we take this away from being a like.. personal experience thing and make it a more general explanation? I don't want to talk about passionate kissing with my little brother. :P
zkeating: haha
zkeating: well, i'll try, i just suck at explaining things im relatively new to
zkeating: you basically want to over power the other persons tongue
saphyshiny: So you're like pushing tongues against each other?
saphyshiny: This sounds sort of gross ;)
zkeating: pretty much, and you decide the winner when they get their tongue all the way in your mouth
saphyshiny: Wow.
saphyshiny: ... Wow.
zkeating: hahaha, don't hurt yourself ^_~
saphyshiny: I think I am going to pass.
zkeating: lol, its more of a teen thing than an old person thing
saphyshiny: OMG.
saphyshiny: I'm going to call Sean and have him beat you for me. :P
Netflix Woes
Shane: i'll never get too high (in similarity to you on netflix) cause you always put one star on anything wrestling rather then put not interested like you should scolds
me: I HATE wrestling.
Me: It works.
Shane: but you're rating things you hvan't watched
Shane: that's cheating
me: But I hate it.
Shane: i hate westerns but i'm not gonna rate them all one star
Shane: i'm gonna say i'm not interested cause it doesn't
me: But not all westerns are the same
me: and ALL WRESTLING SHOWS ARE THE SAME.
Shane: c'mon your better than that
me: Don't make me start chastising your homonym abuse.
Shane: to make a general statement like that "YOU"RE BETTER THAN THAT"
Shane: your a homonym
me: APOSTROPHE.
Shane: ;)
Shane: idk imma start tlking lik this now cuz ur making fun of mi
me: Okay, I'm sorry. Just.. No more. Please.
me: *begs*
Shane: ;)
Shane: love you
me:
“I am a vampire
and I am looking in the city
But the pretty girls don’t...”
– Antsy Pants - Vampire lyrics
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally...”
– Dr. Seuss (via vinh)
SHAKE
Things that I am a little bummed out by: Dating is making me really confused. One of my friends is being a real douche-bag right now. Work is sort of frustrating at the moment. Times like these make me feel sort of distant from everything. Distant from myself, even. I feel like I am looking down at my life from up above. My life is a tiny little snow-globe and I want to shake it until all the...
I wish.
ishanepatterson: i can honestly say... i've never seen you as excited as i did this morning
ishanepatterson: when you heard "i had a bisexual dream"
me: *sighs*
me: You totally got my hopes up.
me: Next time just run with it.
She's a geek.
I like video games. A lot. In fact, I’d say they occupy a majority of my downtime. For the past few weeks, I’ve been coming down off of my Rock Band Extravaganza. There were a few months there where that was all that happened in my house; me, my boyfriend, my roommate, and even my son would be singing, strumming, and drumming away. I specialized in the drums, drumming my way into...